Various Artists - Liquorland lyrics

[Hook] Liquorland is a real nice place Now you might wanna visit but you don't wanna stay 'Cuz if you stay the alcohol might take you under And champagne dreams turn real quick to Midnight Thunder Pa** the gin and tonic I'm a straight up alchoholic 'Cuz I drink a lot of brew and yo I smoke a lot of chronic Now I drink the Old English while my speech is slurred And I drink the Everclear but my vision's still blurred I tried to find religion, started drinking St. Ides And I took a Night Train 'cuz I needed a ride I tried to get bilingual, gave my girl Spanish Fly But now I chill with Captain Morgan and a pack of Colt 45 I got a pet King Cobra and a pet Mad Dog Budweiser taste like water so I k**ed them three frogs And I'm chillin' always jokin', sippin' rum and coke an' And if I ain't drinkin' then you best believe I'm smokin' I'm only 23 but yo I'll never ever grow up And I'm that crazy a** rapper drinkin' liquor 'til I throw up On the floor then go to the store and get some more A 40 couldn't cut it so I got a 64 So I got a little bent and I hopped up in the Nova But the police pulled me over and said "Brother, is you sober?" I looked him in the eye with a hand on my drink Let out a fat burp and said "Man, what you think?" The cop tried to make a brother walk in a line So I threw him on the floor and I walked on his spine Then I kicked him in the chest and I dipped up in the cop car Put the pedal to the metal I drank more vodka then a rock star Liquor got me feel like I'm 'bout to explode And I'm switchin' four lanes on a one lane road [Yeah I tried to quit liquor a while back But my mother always told me "Quitters are losers" And I ain't no loser] [Hook] And I'm highly educated, quite sophisticated Never been incarcerated still I stay intoxicated And I don't know the reason why I act this way Sippin' Alize on the way to AA And if I can't find a liquor then I won't be disappointed I'll just smoke a coupla spliffs and act like I'm double jointed I'm an Absolut menace when I'm sippin on a Smirnoff Put up like Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear off I drink to remember and I drink to forget I curse worse than a sailor with a case of Tourette's I spend a lot of time with Jim Beam and Jacky Daniel's And piss on more streets than Pit Bulls and co*ker Spaniels Catch me sippin' on a liquor thats harder than a lead pipe I'm proud to be Jamaican so I'm sippin crazy Red Stripe Looking for Mighty Casey? Well I ain't hard to reach I'm with a s**y Margarita havin' Sex on the Beach On the road doin' 50 sippin 151 And when I ran out of gas I start runnin' on rum I hit the bar wreck like the witness in a car chase And take more shots than Pacino did in Scarface And before the night's over I have a couple more drinks I got knocked out in 90 seconds like that brother Leon Spinks Haha know what I'm sayin'? I'm a winner right here and I won Know where I'm goin? I'm going to Liquorland