Various Artists - f** tha Police lyrics

[Produced by Dr. Dre & DJ Yella] [Intro: The D.O.C., Dr. Dre, and Ice Cube] Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding In the case of N.W.A. versus the Police Department Prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube And Eazy-motherf**ing-E Order, order, order! Ice Cube, take the motherf**ing stand Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth And nothing but the truth to help your black a**? You goddamn right! Well, won't you tell everybody what the f** you gotta say? [Verse 1: Ice Cube] f** the police! Comin' straight from the underground A young n***a got it bad ‘cause I'm brown And not the other color, so police think They have the authority to k** a minority f** that sh**, ‘cause I ain't the one For a punk motherf**er with a badge and a gun To be beating on, and thrown in jail We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell f**in' with me ‘cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product Thinkin' every n***a is sellin' narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still getting swoll off bread and water I don't know if they f*gs or what Search a n***a down, and grabbing his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun, they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one ‘Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showing out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any motherf**er in a blue uniform Just ‘cause I'm from the CPT Punk police are afraid of me Huh, a young n***a on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dying in L.A Yo, Dre, I got something to say [Hook] f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! [Skit 1: Cop, MC Ren, & Dr. Dre] Pull your goddamn a** over right now! Aww sh**, now, what the f** you pullin' me over for? ‘Cause I feel like it! Just sit your a** on the curb and shut the f** up! Man, f** this sh**! A'ight, smarta**, I'm taking your black a** to jail! MC Ren, will you please give your testimony To the jury about this f**ed up incident? [Verse 2: MC Ren] f** the police! And Ren said it with authority Because the n***as on the street is a majority A gang is with whoever I'm steppin' And the motherf**in' weapon is kept in A stash box, for the so-called law Wishing Ren was a n***a that they never saw Lights start flashing behind me But they're scared of a n***a, so they mace me to blind me But that sh** don't work, I just laugh Because it gives them a hint not to step in my path For police, I'm saying, "f** you, punk!" Reading my rights and sh**, it's all junk Pulling out a silly club, so you stand With a fake-a** badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it, punk, and I'ma f** you up! Make you think I'ma kick your a** But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as f** when it comes to crime But I'ma smoke them now and not next time Smoke any motherf**er that sweats me Or any a**hole that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Taking out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The motherf**in' villain that's mad With potential to get bad as f** So I'ma turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound (Gunshot sounds) Yeah, somethin' like that But it all depends on the size of the gat Taking out a police would make my day But a n***a like Ren don't give a f** to say… [Hook] f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! [Skit 2: Cop, Eazy-E, and Dr. Dre] (Knocking sounds) Yeah, man, what you need? Police, open out! Aww, sh** We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest Get down and put your hands right where I can see 'em! (Move, motherf**er, move now!) What the f** did I do, man? What did I do? Just shut the f** up And get your motherf**ing a** on the floor! (You heard the man, shut the f** up!) But I didn't do sh** Man, just shut the f** up! Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand And tell the jury how you feel about this bullsh**? [Verse 3: Eazy-E & MC Ren] I'm tired of the motherf**in' jackin' Sweating my gang, while I'm chillin' in the shack, and Shining the light in my face, and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much bu*t I kick a**, or maybe ‘cause I blast On a stupid a** n***a when I'm playing with the trigger Of an Uzi or an AK ‘Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say They put out my picture with silence ‘Cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A s**er in a uniform waiting to get shot By me, or another n***a And with a gat, it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger (Size don't mean sh**, he's from the old school, fool!) And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin' in the mirror And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb motherf**er with a gun And if I'm rollin' off the 8, he'll be the one That I take out, and then get away While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say [Hook] f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! [Skit 3: Dr. Dre, Cop The verdict: The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck White bread, chickensh** motherf**er Wait, that's a lie! That's a goddamn lie! Get him out of here! I want justice! Get him the f** out my face! I want justice! Out, right now! f** you, you black motherf**ers! [Hook] f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police! f** tha police!