Various Artists - One Of My Turns lyrics

[Intro] "Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?" ("I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to startle you") "This place is bigger than our apartment!" ("Let me know when you're entering a room") ("Yes sir") "Um, Can I get a drink of water?" ("I was wondering about") "You want some, huh?" ("Yes") "Oh wow, look at this tub! Wanna take a bath?" ("I'll have to find out from Mrs. Bancroft what time she wants to meet us, for her main") "What are you watching?" ("If you'll just let me know as soon as you can, Mrs Bancroft") ("Mrs Bancroft") "Hello?" ("I don't understand") "Are you feeling okay?" [Verse 1] Day after day, the love turns gray Like the skin on a dying man And night after night we pretend it's all right But I have grown older, and You have grown colder, and Nothing is very much fun any more And I can feel one of my turns coming on I feel cold as a razor blade Tight as a tourniquet Dry as a funeral drum [Verse 2] Run to the bedroom In the suitcase on the left You'll find my favourite axe Don't look so frightened This is just a pa**ing phase One of my bad days Would you like to watch TV? Or get between the sheets? Or contemplate the silent freeway? Would you like something to eat? Would you like to learn to fly? Would ya? Would you like to see me try? [Outro] Would you like to call the cops? Do you think it's time I stopped? Why are you running away?