[Green Day cover] [Verse 1] Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry? Need a lift to happy hour Say, "oh no" Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt One, two, one, two, three, four [Verse 2] Cold turkey's getting stale Tonight I'm eating crow Fermented salmonella, poison oak no There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now I'm dehydrating My tongue is swelling up I say one, two, one, two, three, four [Refrain] Troubled times, you know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride [Bridge] There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now I'm dehydrating My tongue is swelling up, I say... sh**! [Guitar Solo] [Refrain] [Outro] x8 (Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride