Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man What's that on your head? Is it alive or is it dead? Do you keep it on in bed? How often is it fed? We're dying for a peek To see what's under it Hey Mr. Tangerine Man Waving to your fans It's all about those little hands Your nonexistent master plan But on a mid-November morning No one's following you Your mama must have told you: “Donald, you can do no wrong You're handsome, big and strong You'll struggle hard and long Despite your sacrifice, they'll hate you Cos you're ravishing" When you look into the mirror Tell me what is it you see? Is it The One and Only Me? Someone we all want to be? In your own reality With your weirdo family & Casino Golf Club dreams Amid the ruins of other schemes And Trump University And the many other gifts That you've been lavishing And in case there's any question I'm a white man just like you Not a black man or a Jew Or a m**m or Hindoo But I'm scared of what you'd do You'd blow us all to Timbuctoo Please bid the phone adieu It's time to stop the insults And the tweeting It's not hard to k** an Elephant & that's just what you did Like your inbred rat-tooth kids It's fair game and you're pure id Who you trying to kid With your presidential bid You're either gonna flip your lid Or shut down the whole grid Even rich men get outbid And you'll claim it's rigged Before you take your beating Hey Mr. Tangerine Man Leave your gilded throne Call back your campaign loans Maybe throw the hawks a bone Send the m**ms home Then k**' em with a drone They'll never know what hit em Hey Mr. Tangerine Man Waving to your fans It's all about those little hands Your nonexistent master plan But on a mid-November morning No one's following you