I can see By the look on your face That you've got ringworm. I'm very sorry but, I have to tell you that You've got ringworm. It's a very common disease. Actually, you're very luck to have Ringworm 'cause you may have Had somethin' else. Oooh, aaahhh... Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn... You've got ringworm. Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh....