Heh! I'm all feed up, watchin' tv Some place to feast my eyes, oh I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah This one blew my mind, oh Hey, tell me who you're gonna call, when you need that affection You got to have it quick (got to have it quick) There just ain't no love line in her direction, oh All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah yeah All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four And she'll be up for negotiations, if you call back for more Now who you're gonna call when you need that special (special) little something You can say what you like, it's all confidential, oh All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, huh All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, whoa (solo) Hey! All you bad bad boys - with your mind blown All you bad bad boys - got one man horny, spanked All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah, hey All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh All you bad bad boys - yeah, it's a spank line, ha ha ha ha All you bad bad boys - just call her up, call her up One man horny, spanked All you bad bad boys - one man horny, spanked, bad bad bad boys All you bad bad boys - just call her up, it's a spank line