VA - I Wish You Were a Beer lyrics

Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur I'm broke & it's half-past three Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer! Chorus: I wish you were a beer Can't breathe with all this Aqua Net I wish you were a beer! (shut up) Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur All dressed like a wanna-be Hey there poseur Creeping towards the door Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer1 Chorus: I need a machete just to get to your face I wish you were a beer! (shut up) Hey dude... Are you in a band ? Ya look good! #!!**##??? Hey forget abou' !!!###***!!!??? I wish you were a beer!