Unknown Hinson - Spendin' Life In Prison lyrics

Well Officer, it's like this, This morning I set, and polished off a fifth As she was leaving for the mill's first shift When I pa**ed out, she throw'd water on me I was cold and wet when I come around She hit me with the toaster and knocked me down Then I guess I took care of matters the best way I knew how I started to wonder is it her or me I'm an alkyholic, and that's a disease So it ain't my fault, right? If you got room inside your squad car for me Cuff me up, I'll gladly go along Cause spendin' life in prison Might be a hell on earth Spendin' life in prison They say there ain't much worse But spendin' life in prison Would damn sure be better Then spendin' my life with her Wait officer, there's more to my story This evenin', she give me this here black eye Cause I ate the last piece of pizza pie She sat on me till I swear I could not breathe When I finally cut loose, and run out in the yard She tried to run me over with the family car The neighbors stood there and watched As I disappeared under the tires I don't deserve to live in hell this way I'll better off now that's she's gone Now the b**h is gone If you've got room inside you squad car for me Cuff me up, I'll gladly go along Cause spendin' life in prison Might be a hell on earth Spendin' life in prison They say there ain't much worse But spendin' life in prison Would damn sure be better Then spendin' my life with her Better then spendin' my life with her Go ahead officer, i'm ready Take me to jail Take me to jail I don't give a damn