[Verse 1] Hi, I'm Unknown, I don't know What it means, except me, and my hoes So don't ask, just relax, and let go To the music I make, and my name is the soul But for now, it's a message so the game gets life It's working through it all as a fameless guy It's misadventures aplenty, it's amazing times So enjoy, I'd like to welcome y'all to my crazy life [Bridge 1] Welcome to my crazy life, I said Welcome to my crazy life, uh Welcome to my crazy life, I said Welcome to my crazy life (okay) [Verse 2] Yo, I've got a lot on my mind Expectations all high, promotion online For college it's been time, my wallet has been dry Still managed to project over these beats in time (tired as sh** though) Yeah, I call it my free time But my free time consists of making friends with the feline And my best friend can't even recognize me cause she high She like: "you're Kells!" I'm like: "that's me, hi" I just became legal, so my style's been re-fined That bu*terface with the huge a** will soon be mine Wait, I mean the girl with the personali-t-y Forget it, she's heard, and I'll be straight de-nied Whatever the case, I'll figure out what to say I'm more interested in the grind anyway So if you wanna join the team, well, you've heard what it's like Uh, you're now a member of my crazy life, ey [Hook] I work all day It's like I'm thirty-f**in'-two, I I ditch when I can play I know it's not the type of thing that I should do, but Damn, I feel so underrated I get it when I can, it's not complicated Man, I hate when I feel lazy Guess that's why my life's so crazy [Verse 3] Yo, I've got a lot on my mind My ex is facing tough times, she wants love of my kind And I feed the beast by giving her cheeks a squeeze Somehow I manage my romantic life Yo, if I could do it to all, I would wife 'em, uh Light 'em up, hype 'em up, ride 'em up, knife 'em Tie 'em up, climbing up, slidin' up, ride 'em Ooh, I like to guide 'em, make 'em move how I like 'em to (I do!) I shoot like they expect me to (Wa**up, ladies) I'm a rapper; text me nudes? Way to get (a)head is to use the one you've got Two shots, like 2Chainz boy, then who's hot? Drame! [Bridge 2] Who's hot? Who's hot? Who's hot, boy? (Drame) Who's hot? Who's hot? (Drame!) Who's hot? Who's hot, boy? Drame [Hook] I work all day It's like I'm thirty-f**in'-two, I I ditch when I can play I know it's not the type of thing that I should do, but Damn, I feel so underrated I get it when I can, it's not complicated Man, I hate when I feel lazy Guess that's why my life's so crazy [Verse 4] Yo, I'm just forgetting the strife Forget the working, wallowing, walloping, winning the fight Yo, forget that ish - I'm not finna play fake I'm bouta jump out of my house and take a vacay And I'm beginning to feel like a flirt My girlfriend says I talk too much, but she don't wanna squirt And when will I be getting my desserts, my just desserts? I'm winning but I still just drive a CR-V to work (skurt!) Hands on the wheel, I'm smooth in my head Catch me dreaming fondly of a new McLaren again, uh You wanna talk about losing your cred? How bout chilling at a party when your parents walk in (hey guys) But it doesn't matter, cause I supply the best lines Paying homage to YG and Tech N9ne I say what I like, might be crazy, but I rep mine And your crazy life couldn't test mine I'm out