Uncool - For The Laydeez lyrics

My flow gets ladies wet, I'm rapping underwater I beat the p**y up like my dick is Mr. Clobber I like my BJs real messy, lots of slobber And if she doesn't go down I really can't be bothered Swallows then stop her but I'm quick with the tongue though And b**hes know, that I always return the favor I'm licking on your clit like it's the 31st flavor But my cream ain't ice, or rice, though Be careful not to bite though My dick or my priceless right flow I'm nice though, and I know that you won't admit it But when I'm in your p**y then you know I'm in it to win it But before I put it down, fasho, I'm gonna lick it Then I hit it, world record talent, call me Guinness I'm a menace, breaking backs and breaking hearts too Sick as f** bacon rapper, n***as call me swine flu Round 2 on that instrumental “Freakz” I'm far from Childish but my crew is full of geeks It's irrelevant, Satanic rapper but I'm still a heaven-sent Slightly malevolent, mighty malicious Educated black man so I'm naturally suspicious I stay breaking laws and I've never been convicted Verbal hacker, rap in code and get decrypted I'm cryptic and dark, see my flame, feel my spark Zombie curiosity, I'll eat your brains and then your heart No label and I rap this good? It's just the start I only get better and I'm always getting cheddar My beats frozen solid, don't forget to grab a sweater Premeditate my rhymes just to maximize my clever When n***as throw salt Kanye shrug, cuz it's whatever I'm hot like an ember but I didn't light the trees yet Smoke break, I'm off play like it was recess Here's the closer, I'ma wrap it up with fire Demonic rough s** with me is something she desires Watch her deny her, lust for a good f**ing Tired of chicken sh** n***as and their lame clucking But my dick out never fails to get her s**ing Then I'll dip out after nutting like it was nothing But it's something, to her and she can't forget me Yeah, she called me Daddy, but she'll never be my baby But it's crazy, or I'm crazy, I can't tell, I'm always blazing Kick stupid b**hes to the curb, no I ain't playing But laying good pipe call me Dr. f**well B&E on her p**y, f** the doorbell I'll f** you to d**h and keep going, make it necro b**h stick with me and hold on tight like I'm velcro