Cut them down and chop them up Take them to the lumber yard I'm sick of looking at all these f**ing trees (All these trees) Those Greenpeace losers should get a job And stop f**ing bothering everyone (Everyone) Everyone Stop bothering the government Environment's for losers Stop bothering the government Environment's for losers Now, you'll see My devotion to trees You'll see Just why I hate all trees Trees, trees, trees, oh f**