Uncle Kracker - Krack Rocks lyrics

[Verse] Who are you, who are you Well i'm the punk with the pump in the back of my pack How you step rock I step in stride I step across stage with my nuts in my hand The punks wanna front cause i got my own band Goddamn i'm the man with the helly buzz And my sh** don't stink, like Kelly's does I'ma pleasure your girl man from what i heard Nah man, i kicked that b**h to the curb I don't really need to be tied down I'm a rambling man, and i'm platinum bound Me too, rolled my crew, i'm not too new .16 is what i blew I bet that set you straight, that illegal action f** that, i still roll with a 40 in my lap Back in 2nd grade, i carried a lunch box Turned 21 started smoking crack pots Snorting that D by the dime Wish i could slow down, i'm ahead of my time I'm the Krack, i'm the Krack Krack, Krack, Krack I'm the Krack b**h, my last dimes what i'm betting I'm up in the casino with a flash like stetson Girls all stare, they gauck, they sneer So i grab me a b**h and i slapped her in the rear My living room is the place i'm hanging out Uptight p**y's is the sh** i'm banging out I'm sick of living in these perplex times That's why i kick these motherf**ing s** rhymes I'm heading down south[X2] I'm heading down, heading down Hip hip hip hip digging exactly where you go I'm heading down south on a dusty path I got a cool a** buzz and an empty flask Ass on the wagon and they think i'm all soft But i don't give a f**, i'm tripping my balls off Up in the crack house tuning them rocks off Ho's come around an we be knocking the box top Knocked out, knocked up and all that sh** Hot wax, sweaty spot, licking spit from your clit Everything that gets old It get's over rated Old to me, just means out dated I'm the Kid Rock, f** all that 60's sh** Take Woodstock and shove it up your momma's clit Oh sh**, and there it is I get a lot of p**y cause i'm in show biz Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I wished for a kiss and your mom popped out Put her hands on her flop and started eyeing me So i smacked the ole b**h with my flying D That's when i said "man i gotta get a grip" Looked at the TV realized i was tripping [Outro] It is no party like a Detroit party Cause a Detroit party don't stop I said It is no party like a Detroit party Cause a Detroit party don't stop It is no party like a Detroit party Cause a Detroit party don't stop I said It is no party like a Detroit party Cause a Detroit party don't stop