Ugly Purple Sweater - Jumbo Slice lyrics

Well, I've got friends in a million places, And they're coming here just as soon as I ask them, And we'll get a Jumbo Slice and stay up till we're too hoarse to speak. And out on the street, all the staffers and hipsters, Comparing the size of their big long resumes, and How many quotes, do you think she wants to hear. What time is it there? Then when you land, It'll still be early, we can bike down to the bar, They've got great ale on tap this year, Or if you are tired, then we'll cook Lamb Shoulder, and Greens, And we'll talk and talk and talk, and talk and talk and talk... A Mitt Romney sweatshirt explained to me sweetly The difference between toasted sesame oil and sesame oil is that one is for frying and the other's not Is this what the revolution has come to? Is this our 4 AM manifesto? I need you around to keep me honest or I'll end up just like him. What time is it there? Then when you land, It'll still be early, we can bike down to the bar, They've got great ale on tap this year, Or if you are tired, then we'll cook Lamb Shoulder, and Greens, And we'll talk and talk and talk, and talk and talk and talk...