UGK - 976-Bun B lyrics

[phone being dialed] [rings] [Bun B] Yeah, 976-Bun B That new sh** for ninety-two All you n***az peep this one Check it out Aiyyo, trill was the last one n***a, this time you better pull a gat Cause the dick's hangin low, and it's still fat But ain't sh** whack so you better pull a quick guard This sh** is live enough to make your MOMMA'S dick hard (C'mon!) Pick up ya phone and dial the 7 numbers that makes ya trip for live sh** comin from Bun B's lips And I'm givin hoes the sensation of a big-a** nut gushin out, be in tele-cum-munications Nine-seven-six, two-eight-six-two Courtesy of Bun B, straight to motherf**in you Yo, the n***a was trill, same sh**, new place ??, then bust in your face Yeah n***az be trippin yo, but still in the meanwhile Your girl keeps callin me on motherf**in redial Now you're swoll cause your b**h runs your bill up You catch me at the mo-tee, Bun big bone a fill' up She might be sh** to you, cause dude give her pay G But p**y get played out, and p**y comes daily As long as your game be strong ain't no thang My phone always rang cause of the dope sh** I sang Keepin hoes on my dick yo, and ain't no lettin go The net keeps flyin out, the p**y stays wet so I turn on my VCR then I put a flick in The hoe starts lickin that dick and pretty soon I'm stickin that a**, like a fool in the bed All I can see, is the top and back of your head It ain't about conversation or make that hit On a first name basis hoe that ain't bout sh**! Look trick, tell me how many rubbers to pack I hit the room from the front, the a** from the back And yo it ain't about the phone call, this about the nut'n So let me bust a fat load on your bellybu*ton See, quiet storm done put a notch on your belt And when it's over, I don't wanna hear how it felt I'm just pullin off my rubber, takin a bath Gettin dressed to reminisce of how I cut ya in half It's all in the day of an Underground fool So dial the digits and I'm divin in that a** like a pool But when I get wet b*tch, I won't be drownin I clown on hoes to leave their p**yhole frownin Or if you b**hes wanna hear some more of this Lock your bedroom door trick, pick up your cordless You can s** a mean dick, lick a good ball And if I keep on f**in, you'll keep on callin And I'll be playin you, when you think you'll be playin me It's just p**y games with some help from AT&T So if you need a dick to be real friendly Dial nine-seven-six, B-U-N-B, b**h! [phone being dialed] [busy signal to fade]