UG Vavy - A$$hole lyrics

Where the condom at n***as f**ing up, up im Donald Trump, you Donald Duck And it's duck hunt meets double dutch guess what I see lunch f** your fork who said eat, f** your dreams who said sleep f** your thoughts who said think, we jump up at ‘em who said blink 182 No 187 ride on ‘em on the avenue all my f**in' vaginal Watch I check you no pap smear Pap pap that's how I spit like I'm off the sh**s no laxatives Better puff a cig ‘n relax a bit before we teach a old dog some new tricks Lifes a b**h, play possum f** you mean On bullsh** like where Rose be don't cross me even if you had a rosary Santa Claus I'm somewhere the hoes be stop holding me Down as if you was gravity I'm gradually a casualty you casually be raggedy I'm somewhere that ya girl cat be, in her pants She must be the QB the way I'm sackin' she New kid in cla** actin' a a** in front of faculty These f*gs try to tackle me get off of me that sh** dead, coffin sheesh often she She say my dick is awkward well I think you should just enjoy it b**h She mad because my dick is as crooked remind of her of Rod Blagojevich Interview then employ ya b**h, build up then destroy ya b**h If Dora the Explorer through my pockets then I'll straight deport the b**h They smoking on that dope like power's out they get candle lit Cancer sticks nicotine this n***a teen is crashin' sh** Pop lock out hops bops errands the way we ran a chick Racks on racks on racks, oh bomb a stripper, I Iraq the b**h Throw my fingers up clearly I don't give a f** n***as lames, b**h it's back to ballin' f** Rogaine Y'all ga**in like propane I'mma come with the pump Pump through the front or the back mean u c*nts getting f**ed Give a f** n***a what watch a n***a get jumped You gon' need good luck Chuck with a nunchuck and as much Guns as wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck would n***a I'm that good n***a You that hood n***a put you at the front of the car damn crash dummy What you want from me, my f**in' steez I f**in' sneeze you a run from me You off a bean no sensu where Goku I'mma sensei No pain relief you Bengay I'm after Benji no canine Millimeter is my mind, oh my my I got it back Muay Thai meets your f**in' teeth like a get together we kickin' back Make you want to snatch a Purse Miller, uh You n***as feminine like how sisters act You don't want nun you n***as spit I'm like Whoopi You b**hes made like your mom mean And if your mom's mean like your mom's bad That a** misbehaving then that's a milf I'd love to see, uh Spit sh** ballistic similar to aks aks akas That's pretty women all I see n if you got one she a f** with me So that's 1 girl she got 2 holes well 3 holes if u count her mouth And a**hole is what I get called because my attitude is an*l That's real sh**ty And ain't no way that im losing I want it all not a portion I'm pouring my heart till a Porsche I'm cruising stupid I been doing this since 8th grade now I'm doper then 8 bricks Now I'm eighteen everything getting ate'n piece a cake She claim she don't want to get her motherf**in' hair wet, well baby get your lips wet Get your girl on k**er Cam then my whole set dip set motherf**er like, what's next? She say she got a f**in' man back of mind my mind I'm like f** ya man I'm that n***a or well known as the f**in' man so come and f** ya mans You're a peon with a penis that's a poor excuse for a f**in' man You spit pish posh and I'm known for making p**y pop, I'm literally the f**ing man This my gutters sh** word to ya mother sh** aw sh** Aw man he's awesome don't Texas like Austin I got the power, no Kanye but Austin Groovy if you knew me see I'm so on BET I off ‘em What I offer is me going nuts, no almonds You sell out like auctions you on that bosh sh** You're a ostrich, leave you awkward you're a olive I offend give no f** Like abstinence Fear that sh** absent b**h Never attended cla**es here I'm in this b**h uh I'm ballin' b**h im ballin' b**h im who u b**h is calling b**h Your girl freaky say like poker n***a put it all in b**h Broke a** n***a gadding lost my sense don't even have change I get it in (ain) I get it in (ain) these n***as a never understand