Because when I call I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer Because when I call I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer Hey Dad, it's me, um... Oh, I'm Tyler, I think I be your son Sorry, I called you the wrong name, see, my brain's splitting Dad isn't your name, see f*ggot's a little more fitting Mom was only twenty when you ain't have any f**s to spare You Nigerian f**, now I'm stuck with this sh**ty facial hair Also stuck with a beautiful home with a case stairs So you not being near f**ing fire-started my damn career But f** it, I got Clancy, he, gave me the chance to see A world I wasn't supposed to, I'm stoked that I didn't know you But, s**s you ain't give a f** and consider a s**m donor now The f** is an Okonma? I'm changing my sh** to Haley And I ain't just being pa**ive, n***a. You're a f**ing f*ggot, n***a. Got a show on Monday, guess who ain't getting no pa**es, n***a? But if I ever had the chance to ask this n***a And call him... I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer Because when I call (When I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (Please pick up) I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer s** my f**ing dick and swallow this case of nuts Ace hates your guts, I'm a selfish f**, And I ain't sharing green as if I'm facing blunts Frank is out the closet, Hodgy's an alcoholic Syd might be bipolar, but f** it, I couldn't call it Supposed to be gone until November but quickly came back in August I left two months through September to clearly remember all this I'd like to tell my grandma, but she's just nostalgia I'll call her number But she won't answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer Because when I call (When I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (I'd like to talk to you) I hope you answer You claim to hate my f**ing guts But say I'm on an island in Thailand and I was wildin' And, if I got stranded had to man up and hold my nuts And hope that I could live off salt water and f**ing coconuts Phone ain't got no service this 3G is f**ing worthless Day is getting dark like the area's turning urban You'll be f**ing nervous like me inside of a churches But, I'mma get in contact regardless, and I hope you answer. That last verse was about this girl. Haha.