Tyler Joseph - Vegans lyrics

[Hook:] All my friends are vegan f*ggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into dudes They don't want any meat in their food All my friends are vegan f*ggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into dudes They don't want any meat in their food [Verse 1:] Welcome to the veggie grill, hi, my name is Dave And I am gay, what would you like today? Just because I'm vegan, doesn't mean I don't swallow co*ks night and day, cos I am gay If you ever had a bunny rabbit sleep next to you If you ever had a chicken hen make s** to you Then you get why it's bad to eat em in your food Animals are friends, we all are gay [Hook:] All my friends are vegan f*ggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into dudes They don't want any meat in their food [Verse 2:] We feel that it's wrong to eat a little snail We eat sweaty balls with a little kale You should come to the vegan convention You'll cum on several men's chins If you're into having big co*ks, swing next to you If you ever had a pig stuck his penis into you It brings meaning to the saying co*kle doodle doo After all, we're gay, nothing more to say [Hook:] All my friends are vegan f*ggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into dudes They don't want any meat in their food Animals should not be on our plate But, animals, they might be good to date I'm out here, banging some homeless mutt Looking for a set of monkey nuts