You spend your time in the archives Wondering what to do That's where you hatch your devilish plots Your evil through and through And if I had my druthers I'd punch you in the face You must have no life Being Hitler's wife That's it I rest my case Peanuts to you Library nazi and all you do Peanuts to you One of these days we're going to run you through You think you rule supreme Over your computers and your books But everybody despises you 'Cause of your attitude and bad looks I wouldn't shed a tear If you vanished without a trace I'd love to hack off your arms with a chain saw And bash your legs in with a mace Peanuts to you Library nazi and all you do Peanuts to you One of these days we're going to run you through Peanuts to you Library nazi and all you do Peanuts to you You f**ing off is a dream come true You told us to get over our friend Davy You nasty witch Too bad you're nothing But a washed up nazi b**h If bitterness was a marathon You'd win the race But lemoney-limey plays you Like Mark Johnston plays his ba** One day we'll start a library cool But until then peanuts to you Nobody likes you Everybody hates you Nobody likes you Everybody hates you Nobody likes you Everybody hates you Peanuts to you Library nazi and all you do Peanuts to you You f**ing off is a dream come true You spend your time in the archives Wondering what to do That's where you hatch your devilish plots Your evil through and through And if I had my druthers I'd punch you in the face You must have no life Being Hitler's wife That's it I rest my case