Hello again Hello You make me feel all shaky My hands are sweaty like a fat girl's crack Is this love at first sight? Or are you going cold turkey from smack? You could be a psycho You could be a nympho I really do hope so Is this love at first sight? I have to say that I don't really know I think we could be together I think we really could go far 'Cause I'm not fussy whatsoever Does that mean that I can touch your a**? It's the strangest feeling Now I've met you I will never let you go This is love at first sight 'Cause my pants are damp That's how I know 'Cause your pants are all damp Like a pissy old tramp 'Cause the pants are all damp, that's how we know The dampness of the pants is how we know The dampness of the pants is how we know The dampness of the pants is how we know