(Gretchen Phillips) I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be Soon you're gonna be f**king me I'm gonna tell you what your mama will say "I'm ashamed my daughter is gay I always knew that is was true You're queer, your brother is too I don't know what I did wrong But I hope your fixation does not last long" I'm gonna tell you what's going down town All those people are putting you down Some day you'll get scared when you're watching TV Thinking "what the hell is wrong with me? I must be f**ked in the head 'Cause I want to take that girl to bed" You can be afraid and it's okay 'Cause I'm so in love with you anyway I'm gonna take you to queer bars I'm gonna drive you in queer cars You're gonna meet all my queer friends Our queer, queer fun it never ends We're gonna have a happy life Both of us are gonna be the wife I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be It's queer queer fun for you and me