Tweedy Bird Loc - Album b**h lyrics

[Intro: Album b**hes] - Guess just where I left? I just left Compton Swap Meet, and guess who I seen? - Who you seen, girl? -Girl, do you remember that dude who lived across the street from Kelly Park, what's his name? Tweedy Bird Loc? - Who is that? I don't remember him! - But anyway, girl, I heard he got album out now - Well, I wanna meet him! - Oo, girl, I seen him first though... - f** that! We can both hit that! - That's right. You know, he got some money and all that... [Verse 1: Tweedy Bird Loc] I remember once upon a time when I was broke And being looked and laughed at as a muthaf**in joke And b**hes would give me no play Just because a n***a didn't have no money But the shoes are on the other foot now So Tweedy Bird Loc is about to straight clown All you materialistic, scandalous a** b**hes That be tryna get with me for my riches But you hoes ain't real The only reason why you jockin me is cause I got a f**in record deal But I'mma let you b**hes know That I'm not no Rest Haven for no goddamn hoe Cause b**hes in 90's cost And I'm ain't with taking no motherf**ing loss! So what the f** made you b**hes figure That I'm the type of n***a that's gon give my money to a gold digger? Cause I ain't with kickin it Cause in my book, b**h, being broke is a sin So back the f** up off my line with that bullsh** You goddamn album biiiiitch! [Chorus: Fo' Clips] You's an album b**h You's an album b**h You's an album b**h You's an album b**h [Talking by the two females over Chorus] - ...nothing's for free! - That's right, You gotta pay if you wanna lay because it ain't working that way, baby! - I know he could live it up! - Yeah, with them fat pockets he got! [Verse 2: Tweedy Bird Loc] f** what you b**hes stressing, cuz I ain't tha one The only thing I'm giving to a b**h is a hard dick and some bubblegum! Cause you b**hes is a trip, you might has a bomb a** c*nt But you can't get me p**y whip Cause I'm ain't with getting sprung Cause I know the best b**h is the next one That's why I treat b**hes like trash Once I beat up the p**y then I'm dumping their a** And when they come back talking about "why you dog me up?" I stick my dick down their tonsils and beat their muthaf**in mouth up And then I tell'em that's what your a** get For trying play a n***a like me for my chips Cause I don't give a f** about no hoe Espiecially if the b**h ain't making me no dough Cuz the economy is f**ed up So I'll be damned if I gave my money to a s*ut But you b**hes don't have to beg Cause you got a lifetime check between your muthafuccin legs So you best to get your a** on strip and flaunt it And cash in on it Cause when it comes to me your a** ain't getting sh** You muthaf**in album biiiitch! [Hook: Fo' Clips] You's an album b**h You's an album b**h [Outro talking over Hook:] - Look at this baby little motherf**er - You know he f**s homegirls around the corner here - You goddamn right I f**ed that hoe - And paying them for the p**y too! - You a muthaf**ing liar! I ain't kickin it to no b**h! Yeah, b**h, the best b**h is the next one in my book, ho! That's why mine can't get played! Anytime I got money I can get laid, b**h! Haven't your a** heard, hoes ain't into men with the f**ing biggest toys wit it?! Bacc the f** off my line with that bullsh**! I'm behind b**hes in the 94! - Talking about he got an album out and he ain't paying! - All you b**hes out there trying to get a n***a to get you pregnant: I'll leave your a** with a baby in the carriage b**h, but I ain't getting married to no ho! f** a b**h! Ha-haaa!