I don't know just what possessed you If I were a cop I'd arrest you Mom, what's going on? I know to you, it seemed like trash But did you have to do something quite so rash? Dad, this is really bad You threw out my Nancy Drew books My model horses from Ma**achusetts All my Barbies and all my Kens My stuffed animals, my childhood friends I had never forgotten about them How do I get along without them? I feel so unsteady Oh Nancy, I miss you already I know I seem a bit emphatic After all, you just cleaned out the attic But still, I feel ill I collected all fifty-six And you threw them out You're both such pricks Oh, I miss them so You threw out my Nancy Drew books My model horses from Ma**achusetts All my Barbies and all my Kens My stuffed animals, my childhood friends I had never forgotten about them How do I get along without them? I feel so unsteady Oh Nancy, I miss you already "The Mystery of the Ivory Charm" And "The Secret of Red Gate Farm" "The Message in the Hollow Oak" And "The Clue in the Old Stagecoach" "The Mystery at Lilac Inn" And "The Mysterious Mannequin" "The Clue in the Crumbling Wall" And "The Ghost of Blackwood Hall" I read them all, they were the best How will you two ever rest? I loved them each and every one Oh, what the hell have you done? You threw out my Nancy Drew books My model horses from Ma**achusetts All my Barbies and all my Kens My stuffed animals, my childhood friends I had never forgotten about them How do I get along without them? I feel so unsteady Oh Nancy, I miss you already