Turbonegro - Stroke the Shaft lyrics

Stroke it, smoke it, make it last, its not that hard Scrub it, Rub it, sing along, its not that hard Say it, pray it, turn on the mic and work it like a child Don't talk to me about wasted youth like it's going out of style This is the pipe you cannot smoke, this is the beast that you may stroke But in a case of emergency - come on, and stroke the shaft Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits Grip the staff, at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits Scorch it, torch, make it blaze, man that was rad Stroke it, don't choke it, just provoke it, man that was bad, bad as This is a pipe you can not smoke, this is a beast that you may stroke But in a case of emergency, break the gla** - and stroke the shaft Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits Grip the staff at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits Grip the staff at the mast, razz-ma-tazz, the heads off limits Wooaahhh do you remember too fast for love We fit together like hand in glove We used to make sh** levitate baby, we were soooo Gotta get my shaft stroked