Turbonegro - Oslo Bloodbath Pt. Ii: The Ballad Of Gerda And Tore lyrics

Er du hore ( are you a hooker ) - Kanskje det ( maybe ) - Hvor mye koster det ( how much is it ) - Two transvestites - Norway style - Hit it off - Pretty good for a while - Shared a mutual - Interest in crime - The odds were - Looking fine at the time - Turning tricks - In most eastern cities - Where pills are queen - And the romance is sh**ty - Invested profits - In an import-racket - Life was good - As so was the market - But, a good thing - Can not last forever - A dark cloud - Seldom roams alone - You know they'd seen it all before - A German shepard - At their door - Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? - Jeg vil ligge med deg Gerda ( I want to sleep with you Gerda ) - Jeg yil Ligge med deg ( I want to sleep with you ) - Business was getting swell - They moved their units - Doing better then well - In half a year - From rags to riches - Branched out - All the way to Pattaya - Their love was strong - They felt they coulnd't get higher - They moved in circles - Reserved for the few - She smiled at her - Even know they knew that - A good thing - Can not last forever - A dark cloud - Seldom roams alone - You know they'd seen it all before - A German shepard - At their door - Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? - Time past like water under the bridge - The cash was flowing - But they were losing the thrill - To cool off - Gerda took a trip back home - But found it hard - Being so all alone - Was tempted hard - And in the end she caved in - To a man with a beard - Operating out of Rykkinn - Bad news reached Tore - She flew back enraged - Bought a gun - And found them naked - On the floor at Toyen - All strung out on come - Boom boom bye bye - A good thing - Can not last forever - A dark cloud - Seldom roams alone - You know they'd seen it all before - A German shepard - At their door - Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? - Because she looked so good in blue - Runny make-up and missing a shoe - Her scarlet blood baby covering the floor - I ran terrified towards the door - I am just a denim boy - I am just a denim boy - Gerda laying face down - In her newly found love's boudoir dead - Tore tried to explain - To the handsome young police officer - "Most rooms have four walls and a ceiling - But sometimes the floor is missing - And this makes me very angry" - "Who would ever think - A Sunday evening in Oslo, Norway - Could be so sad and grey?" - The policeman replied, feeling most intelligent -