Tub Ring - Float lyrics

Before I was born I was breathing in goo I was thinking of life And what I would do I considered a cop But I already hated guns Or a famous mailman But have you ever heard of one I could be a funny guy On a TV show But I would end up being type cast When the ratings fell below Maybe I could start a band That was dope and phat But I don't have enough talent To do something like that 'Cause life is heaven sent And maybe I could be president I could fix the world problems In my sixteen year term And my teachings would be Something required to learn And the world would Build a shrine to me And my face would be displayed On all the currency But I wasn't born yet So it wasn't time to gloat So until it's my birthday I'll just relax here and float So life goes on And I'll end it on that note And until my dying day I'll just breeze right through And float Piece by piece And bit by bit You only live the life That you make of it So occasionaly I will rock the boat Making tiny waves As I breeze right through And float Late night TV And I'm watching Chuck Norris In a movie where he's a ninja Kicking satan for the lord I know he's going to win But I sit and watch And he gets the jump on satan With a kick to the crotch So he's pushing to the limit And I start to fall asleep I guess I should feel guilty But the thought I'm going to keep So I try to stay awake As I clear my throat But the sleep always wins To slumberland I float Now the song is almost over So let's recap To all of those who weren't Listening in the back But I wasn't born yet So it wasn't time to gloat So until it's my birthday I'll just relax here and float So life goes on And I'll end it on that note And until my dying day I'll just breeze right through And float Piece by piece And bit by bit You only live the life That you make of it So occasionaly I will rock the boat Making tiny waves As I breeze right through And float