We all reached a decision, then We all agree So rare we're all together With a place to be And when it seemed decided Of where to go I thought we all abided And then there's Joe Ahh, frustration Ahh, aggravation Big house one Friday night Everyone was there Mike drink a little too much Shaved off his hair And when I checked my watch 'Bout two or so I thought we all had fun And then there's Joe Ahh, frustration Ahh, aggravation Joe, unbending Joe, dogmatic Joe, obstinate Joe, basis of it all Met up with girls last night Like a triple date Went down to thurston's shoppe It was open late And the girls went to the bathroom All in a row Mentioned the fun I was having And then there's Joe Ahh, frustration Ahh, aggravation There's one in every group Who you just can stand Never seems to lighten things up With such demand Might be a trivial thing Someone you know We all have our problem friend We all have our Joe Ahh, frustration Ahh, aggravation Joe, unbending Joe, dogmatic Joe, obstinate Joe, basis of it all