As I was driving along The other day I saw a dead thing On the side of the street It wasn't mangled Or bloody, or anything Just kind of layin' there Holding up its feet And that made me laugh It really made me laugh I got to thinking About that dead thing A couple of questions Ran through my mind Like, where was it going to What was on the other side What was he thinking when he Got hit and died And that made me laugh It really made me laugh It really made me laugh It really made me laugh Everybody now