TUA Universe - Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya lyrics

[Verse 1] Buddy was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet His arms gave enough wet hugs he was always wet But one day at the shelter, during a loving stare He was stolen - Totodilia? He was taken there His lips were removed, no more kisses His arms cut off, he was always given disses Like "ugly, flaky piece of sh**, you should k** yourself" His eyes got so wet from tears they started to swell Poor Buddy was so loving, just wanting wet hugs Poor Buddy just wanted an owner who could show him love One day, he was dissected in a cla**room in front of some kids His eyes gouged out, organs ripped apart, these last words were his: "I love you, owner, want a grizzled kiss?" [Chorus] Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Loving pets, beware, get help real quick Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Do you want to live a life without arms and lips? Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Facility made to stop a mutation virus Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! But the people who live there are abusive! [Verse 2] Toto was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet Designed to be totally dry, not wet For his species, it was weird - he was completely scared Of the water, he just wanted love not a pool, it was his fear He was abandoned by his "Ownie," in the middle of a beach He was somewhere on the coastline, not out of 'dilia's reach So his first part of his fate, forced into an ocean Walls built around that square mile, he refused to be swimmin' He screamed, to prevent hugs to employees His arms were chainsawed off while he was shrieking The loving pet drowned about two days later That innocent loving blob? We'll see him later [Chorus] Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Loving pets, beware, get help real quick Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Do you want to live a life without arms and lips? Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Facility made to stop a mutation virus Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! But the people who live there are abusive! [PostChorus] Even if you're a godslayer (Lazorgator) We gon' see you a bit later (bit later) You'll be quite the tasty meat (delicious) Once we put you in the oven, first your feet (crispy!) [Verse 3] Wave was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet He loved swimming, he loved to get wet He had a calming, adorable wave pattern on his back When he was stolen from his owner, they were crueler then Mack Man they really, really bad, they can be cruel at times But this time, they didn't even try He was put in an oven still alive Baked, getting crispy, he was being filled with odd flakes They gave him a nice, rich, savory taste His loving lips and arms both became part of the meat Once a loving pet, just as loving as Buddy And out of his body came a sh** ton of steam His last words: "Where is my loving ownie?" [Chorus] Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Loving pets, beware, get help real quick Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Do you want to live a life without arms and lips? Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Facility made to stop a mutation virus Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! But the people who live there are abusive! [Verse 4] sh**lips and Stupidarms were flaky, grizzled, loving pets Their bond was not with "Ownies" yet, inter-dile bonds are best One loved kissing so sh** was smeared on his lips One loved hugging so her arms were deformed and then lit They still loved to just do their favorite loving tricks To each other, til they found a human lover like this They were both covered in fresh seasoning after being Skinned alive, their flaky skin was used in books about how useless their favorite loving Tricks were, and also how stupid those signs were They were then put in another oven, they closed the door One was sauced while the other was covered in breading And soon to a supermarket is where they'll be heading The last words for both of them were simple but a bit lonely: "We just love our loving tricks, do you want one, ownies?" [Chorus] Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Loving pets, beware, get help real quick Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Do you want to live a life without arms and lips? Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! Facility made to stop a mutation virus Totodilia Will Toto-k** Ya! But the people who live there are abusive! [PostChorus] Even if you're a godslayer (Lazorgator) We gon' see you a bit later (bit later) You'll be quite the tasty meat (delicious) Once we put you in the oven, first your feet (crispy!)