Troy Van Leeuwen - Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix) lyrics

I f**ed Dolly Parton I f**ed Loretta Lynn I f**ed Barbara Mandrell And f**ed all of her kin I've f**ed Minnie Pearl I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl I f**ed the Judds (You f**ed the Judds?) Hell yeah! My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down I f**ed Willie Nelson I f**ed him deep inside I f**ed Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I f**ed Dwight Yoakum Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (I f**ed the Judds) You f**ed the Judds? Group s** Group s** Group s** Our c*ntry bo*ers, they won't go down f**ed Alabama f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys f**ed Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy I f**ed the cast of Hee-Haw I f**ed Glen Campbell, f**ed him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it cra** When I f**ed his big white a** I can't help it It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down