Trout Fishing In America - Science Fair lyrics

Harry brought a hurricane, trapped in a terrarium. Ruth made a working model of a nuclear reactor. There was a cure for the common cold. Someone cloned his little brother and if the truth be told. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever seen. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's dreamed of. Bobby built a baseball with an automatic pilot. Terri took a tonic, grew herself a beard. Jill found a way to turn garbage into chocolate. Tommy came to cla** in a homemade rocket. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever seen. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's dreamed of. We thought Elizabeth was absent, she made herself invisible. Bubba tied helium balloons to a lawn chair, Someone called the principal. There was an old red hen that played tic-tac-toe, A robot could beat you at dominoes. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever seen. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's dreamed of. Well, my project was called HOW THINGS BURN. They put it in The back in a dark corner of the room. On a poster, I taped some Stuff I found around the house, and then next to it, what it looked Like when it was all burned up, with a brief, descriptive paragraph Of how bad it smelled while it was burning up. Cat hair smelled The worst! It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's ever seen. It was the finest, fanciest Science Fair anybody's dreamed of.