Trout Fishing In America - Big Trouble lyrics

My parents went out this afternoon And I was all alone I sure wish I'd gone with them Wish I'd never stayed at home 'Cause I'm gonna be in big trouble When my parents get back today 'Cause this afternoon the monsters came To my house to play There was a dragon in the kitchen That's why the ceiling's black And a vampire drank all the kool-aid And a witch chased off the cat The fly threw up some oopy goop And that's what clogged the drain And the blob sat on the sofa And he left an awful stain Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble When my parents get back today 'Cause this afternoon the monsters came To my house to play Well Frankenstein wanted to play baseball So I told him to play outside He didn't hear a word I said That's how the TV died What happened to the table? Yeh, they're probably going to ask There was a big guy with a chainsaw And a scary hockey mask Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble When my parents get back today 'Cause this afternoon the monsters came To my house to play Well the ghost went through the closet He knocked the clothes all off the rack And the mummy ripped the Sheets up and wore them 'Cause he was starting to unwrap A werewolf ate all the cookies And then he ate the cookie jar And he was going to eat me, too So I hid behind the door Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble When my parents get back today 'Cause this afternoon the monsters came To my house to play Yes, this afternoon the monsters came To my house to play