Tropical Fuck Storm - Reporting of a Failed Campaign lyrics

Susie was a ventriloquist in a way Turning on everything on air into an exposé She'd drag your name into the dirt just for sport and settle out of court And her, her network boss would say That we're all going to hell one day He was the last man standing in a Polish camp way back in '45 Then he tired of siring ingrates rang his lawyer, left his seventh wife He met a child of the Camorra on a yacht just out of Napoli And he, he knocked her up that week In his twin engine gulfstream But time's no friend of liars Time's no friend of liars anymorе 40 Years ago the fixer sеt off on his trail of slime He found the old French quarters break water and he stayed a while He got a job in repossession seizing speedboats and the odd jetski But he made a better living cutting slack to all the people kept his palms well-greased He bought the chateau bunga bunga by the beach to lure the rich high-fliers And stored cameras in the bedrooms and an office in the Virgin Isles But time's no friend of liars Lenny's case is syndicated world wide via satellite dish Meanwhile the fixer built a pyramid scheme that made him ponzi king Lenny started running with [?] fresh new bride Then one night wound up alone at bunga bunga with the Fixer's wife Then he, he come home late dressed slick So she, she hired a private dick Meanwhile his station got a fraction of the traction and the ratings bombed 'Til headhunters found Susie on a day shift in the nail salon She brought a glamour to the camera and a panoramic paranoia Yeah, the network's rating soared And they, they banked their cash offshore But time's no friend of liars Time's no friend of liars Time's no friend of liars Well then Susie got a tip [?] the fixer's scam and nailed him live His rich buddies lost millions and he took off to the Virgin Islands They stung him hard with lawsuits thinking Interpol might drag him home But he blackmailed everybody with his bunga bunga videos So then he sent Susie with a camera crew to talk him down But the fixer pulled a gun on air and stuck it into Susie's mouth He played a video of Lenny cheating live on air and shot himself With a .38 special after wishing Lenny's hitman well Then Lenny lost the station and his reputation went to rest In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest (In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest) In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest