He shrugs off a light bulb in front of you A man, a priest, a ghost and a prostitute They ask to see what is inside of you Bones and strings, a heart and a jar of glue And my eyes are blue And you're sick too What a cool thing to do Midnight affairs, I don't care who I hurt when I stare I didn't mean to be mean, that's just me I said I'm sorry My jaw's stinging like bees I'll call you soon or so maybe, baby Let's play doctor and cheat, cheat the gla** in me I'll make a map to keep, keep reminding me On what to do, do, do I'll burn your words right so flipping close to you Can I have some juice? And a cupcake too? What a cool plant to chew! Can you figure out What this song's about? They ate my plants engulfed in ice While my girlfriend screamed and cried She shook your hand and said goodnight, goddamn goodnight, goodnight He wins at last; his final words: "I had to forget that girl," "I'm sorry I think you're really great, but you're just a pa**ing phase," He shook your hand and said goodnight, goodnight goodnight goodnight Oh boy... So I spent three months trying to clean this mess up And your sarcasm hurts but I just don't give a f** And that's the truth, yeah it hurts... so it hurts. She packs up her bags and moves on with her life A strong little shortie to make a nice wife Porfavor, don't slam that door. And you know that you couldn't be a dancer, a painter The long arms, the panthers, the kittens, the dangers... And you shouldn't... eat those plants.