Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Benji's Queer lyrics

(Triumph) All right. How many of you remember a show called...The TV Funhouse? Well, we've got a surprise, for those of you who give a sh**. My good friend, bring him on here, EL DOUG! Doug, how are you doing? (Doug) Well, I really miss the Anipals (Triumph) Oh, that's so sweet. And who's your favorite animal? Yes? (Doug) Well, I have a song I want to sing about my favorite animal (Triumph) YES???!! (Doug) Yeah, a little guy named Benji (Triumph) fu*k YOU!!!!! (Doug) He goes on an adventure, and he always saves the day That's why we love our Benji (Triumph) Even though we know he's gay! Oh yes Benji's gay, Benji's queer He takes his doggy bones from the rear He laps up jizz like Norm drank beer And that's how we know that Benji's queer (Doug) Why are you saying that? Triumph, Benji's not gay (Triumph) Have you been living under a rock? Just keep going (Doug) He saved his kidnapped owner, and he saved pups from a flood (Triumph) He always gets a bo*er, from his poster of Air Bud Oh yes Benji's queer, Benji's gay He sees two balls and he barks "HOORAY!" He gave head to the Shaggy D.A And that's how we know that Benji's gay (Doug) You know, Triumph, I think you're being a little bitter (Triumph) Bitter? Who's bitter? I'm just stating a simple fact (Doug) But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji (Triumph) Now, Doug, listen. Compared to what other dogs do, what these famous Celebrity dogs do, it's pretty soft (Doug) Really? (Triumph) Yes. Doug, It's the famous ones, it's like perv city. Take a listen Eddie from Frasier pays a pug, and watches him f** his wife And Beethoven can only come when he's gasping for his life Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers, that's how he got his name And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep, then spews from his own shame (Doug) Wowza!! (Triumph) Yeah, pretty ugly, isn't it? (Doug) Yeah (Triumph) So you see, it's not so bad that... (Both) Benji's queer, Benji's gay He sees two balls and he barks "HOORAY!" He's served more co*k than a Chick-Fil-A It's totally fine that Benjis gay (Triumph) Good God, he's queer!