Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - You'll Be Back – ham4ham with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog lyrics

You say You're chopping the ponytail off and you're trotting away We'll cry 'Cause the tickets that cost us two grand are for after July Look at us all Remember the times that we stood here like rats in the rain Waiting to sniff your balls Remember that in Hollywood they chewed up Nathan Lane You'll be back, sad but true No one asked for Mary Poppins 2 You'll return to this place Wearing an Elmo suit to hide your face Fortunes rise, fortunes sink You'll discover that your poop does stink But when they're done with you You'll be hosting some bad hip-hop gameshow Thursdays on MTV2 Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… You plan on becoming a Puerto Rican movie star You'll end up living with John Leguizamo in his abuela's car And no, don't bring up your Tonys We all know you won those Tonys What gives you the freakin' cojones To appear thirty times on the Tony's Get over, and over, and over, and over, and over You'll be back, in those Spanx When your film inevitably tanks You'll crawl back, mark my words No one loves you like these theatre nerds For God's sake, don't leave this block These people deserve better than School of Rock You will crash, and when you do These devoted and disturbing people will be waiting here for you Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! (For you!) Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… Everybody! Here we go Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da (For you!) Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… (For you!)