Eating Tide Pods Is it a joke or is it snacks? Eating Tide Pods Will not get this a*s. I’m eating Tide Pods ‘Cause I’ve nothing else to do I’m taking Tide Pods Just to try and be cool. Tide Pods is a trend On Twitter, now it’s not Twitter tried pods Where on Twitter, not it’s hot. I’ve been using Tide Pods Since the day I was a tot Twitter , Tide Pods Can you all please stop? Now I’m eating Tide Pods And it looks like candy But no, it ain’t candy Can you see my hand’s handy? Eat these Tide Pods, one by one I’m eating Tide Pods No, I don’t have a mouth Eating Tide Pods Can you hear me shout? I’m eating Tide Pooods I don’t know what it’s about I’m eating Tide Pooods On this new year’s eve I’m eating Tide Pooods They’re the d**h to me (say what?) Mhhmm, mmhhm, mmhhm Now snaps Slow it down Mmhhm, mmhhm Slow it down Tide Pods this Tide Pods that Mukbang Tide Pods Then I’ll go splat. Dead on the floor Is that what you want? Tide doesn’t want it Not a lawsuit, not a font. Tide Pods here And Tide Pods are there Tide Pods here And Tide Pods are everywhere. Eating Tide Pods Is the latest fad Too bad I don’t know What is even happening In my life Because I eat Tide Pods And I’ll never lose life I’ll never lose life ’cause I don’t choose d**h But if I don’t choose d**h Then I’m always going to live Living’s what I do If I don’t eat Tide Pods Don’t eat Tide Pods Even if it’s cool. Tide Pods this And eating Tide Pods that I don’t know what I want Else to snack. This looks like a snack Hey Tide, guess what? I’m going to eat Tide Pods Stick it in my a*s. Tide Pods here Tide Pods there These don’t .. But I don’t care. I keep buying Tide Pods Because they look so cool Until it’s all done What did I do? No, really… Is this where it gets me? Seven feet ahead of me Do I let go? Or do I make another song? Tide Pods is the d**h of me Is this how it’s ending? 2017 And I’m bending, and I’m folding, and I’m breaking, and I’m shaking, and I’m quaking all this time Don’t die, don’t die, eat the Tide bombs Tide bombs, Tide bombs, is it Time bombs? Tide bombs, Tide bombs, when we all, when we all When we’re all, when we’re all When I am goneee.