Tripod - Clinton and the Queen lyrics

Hello Australia - Bill here. Well, I haven't been down under for quite a while. It's great to see you Austrians speak such good English. Hey hey hey. Hey, I say "gee-day". Well, I'm shopping 'round the same speech, All around the world. My head is in a spin, 'Cause I think I met a girl. Hey hey hey. I found love in the arse-end of the world. Good day... good day Australia. This is your Queen. I haven't been down under for quite a while. I love the way you colonials touch me on the back. Hey hey hey. I say "good day". Look, it's the Queen's English. That means that it's MY English, so if I say "blegurgh", you have to include it. Go on, put it in a sentence. Err... I blegurghed the shops... Excellent, excellent. Well, I've been waving my white glove, From a bullet-proof van. But I never felt safer, Than with this crude Southern man. Hey hey hey. I found love in the arse-end of the world. I did not have s** with that woman. We were making sweet, sweet love. It was too beautiful to use such a crude term. We were humping like two wild buffalo and I will not reduce it to some base animal act. Gotta tell you though - she's a hellcat! I found love in the arse-end of the world. Bill, you send electricity up my spine. I think that's your pacemaker, but Lizzie, that's just fine. Hey hey hey. I think I'll stay. Well, Bill, I think that you and I might marry. I love the way you get along with my grandson Harry. Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey. Well, I like the little kid, He really gets good weed. And me and him get whacked, And then we watch the Matrix. Hey hey hey. Then we all get the munchies, And 7-11 on the corner looks quite nice. He has chips, and I have potato chips. And I have crisps... and vanilla slice. I found love in the arse-end... Maybe you can be the new Governer-General. I found love in the arse-end... Maybe you in turn, can be my new intern. I found love in the.. arse-end... arse-end... arse-end... ...of the world!