Triple J - Punch in the Face {triple j Like A Version} lyrics

[Verse 1] I am, bored & off of my face I got, dirt on my shoulder so brush it off thanks I just, woke up in prison & dug an escape Someone smuggled in a shovel thank your mum for the cake Um...yo it musta been something I ate I feel...great normally I love to complain About, stuff that I hate science is late & juggling plates But yo hold up let me cut to the chase, it goes Middle cla** white boy making white noise With a pint of poison at the pub with his mates And we all give sh** to people just for something to say Cause our fun is talking someone's away but don't jump on our case Cause I'm. Sure. the bubble will break Until It goes pop I'm a make drunken mistakes So I'm a give you all the tools to go & f** up your day And all I ask for, in return is a punch in the face, now hit me [Hook] All I need is a punch in the face so hit me All you need is a punch in the face so hit me All we need is a punch in the face so hit me [Verse 2] I'm f**up I'm a joke I'm a clown pull my pants down I been called a f**wit at least once in the last twelve... Minutes so I think like a cynic I live my life by frenzel rhomb lyrics I'm a, interfere with your regular channel Let's drink a beer cause a mans not a camel But listen here for some punk gold If your best friend's a racist then your best friends an arsehole Ooh…..hear that pin drop Told the doc I was sick of looking at ink blots I hate losing at anything so I win lots sh** when I lost my virginity I was pissed off I am punk in drublic again Trigger Trials on the beat better pump up the ba** We got soldiers on the border with a gun on their waist Look, what happened to an old fashioned punch in the face, now hit me [Hook] All I need is a punch in the face so hit me All you need is a punch in the face so hit me All we need is a punch in the face so hit me [Verse 3] I met a guy David Smug back in 81 I wasn't born then alright look I made him up But every morning after waking up He applies a hazelnut facial scrub like Patrick Bateman does And goes to work where he's the manager Complains to all the staff he don't get paid enough Walks around the office being co*ky Then fires a handful of employees at random just to shake 'em up Said it's his favourite part, maybe he's mean at heart Or he maybe was just never punched in the face enough I wanna raise the bar, I wanna play guitar I want it all, I want a motherf**in facial scar I don't need a car with the shiny rims What I need is drivers license to drive it with I'm not a violent person despite what you might have heard I punch my own face I'm the Tyler Durdin of Like A Version B2 hit me [Bridge] And it goes bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam yo check it out [Hook] All I need is a punch in the face so hit me All you need is a punch in the face so hit me All we need is a punch in the face so hit me All I need is a punch in the face so hit me All you need is a punch in the face so hit me All we need is a punch in the face so hit me