Trials - Thanks For Your Hospitality lyrics

[Intro] If you don't know how I feel To dream a dream of a lifetime And the it becomes real Yeah it becomes real, uh [Verse 1] Ten years doing something I hate What a waste, what a f**ing mistake Too long I've been stuck in this place rusting away for what? Believe it or not I'm leaving my job this evening No reasoning could leave me to budge Soon as I clean this coffee machine then I mean it I'm off I'll be meeting the boss pulling up a seat in his office And confessing there's something that we need to discuss I'll be like 'no amount of money's even enough I can't be a waiter no more man it's eating me up And I apologise dearly if it's seeming abrupt You're getting dumped and being on the receiving end s**s Look, I'd like to give you two weeks to a month But two minutes more of this and I'll completely erupt So I'll just leave now, cheers but hospitality s**s And by the way, I always thought you were an arrogant c*nt' And then and then I'm gonna like Walk outta there like and just start Start high fiving everybodu In like slow-motion man [?] The things I'm gonna do once I quit this f**ing job [Verse 2] Hey man I can't take it anymore I'm sick of spending 40 hours working in a restaurant but I'm forever poor I'm sick of reading bad spelling on the specials board And people telling me their screw top red was corked I'm sick of bartenders flaring every drink they make Dinner plates so hot I need my f**ing skin replaced I'm sick of when they say 'savings more like spendings aye' When they pay then they try to split the bill a million ways I'm sick of getting sprayed and drenched when I change a keg I'm sick of management behaving like they're David Brent I'm sick of David Gray getting played daily at every single cafe I've ever waitered at baby, ye yo sh**ty staff meals, large bills, no tips, bar's always busiest the minute that it's last drinks Dinner rush, customers complaining like I give a f** Decaf skinny weak mocha lattes in a mug I mean I really thought I was gonna do something man I thought I was gonna be something when I was a kid I was like, ah that's what I'm gonna be And I said an architect An now, now I'm just turning sh** And it's not what an architect does, that's a f**ing show [Verse 3] I never thought I'd be doing something this boring this pointless and unimportant It's not how I was brought up It's like I just got caught up in all this Honest to God it's the oddest thing when a job can just transform from supporting and funding your life To becoming your life And all of a sudden it's like awesome I'm 25 and I'm poor as It's bulldust I'm tired of taking orders It's the sort of stuff you do as a Uni student for 4 years It's been ten or more, just the thought of it makes me nauseous It's awful I'm so exhausted I surely am looking forward to squashing my uniform in a ball And toss it all in a bottle bin as I'm walking out tall into unemployment Like so long, so long, to the job and all the customers too That's right don't you think that I forgot about you All the stories I could tell of things I've done to your food Hey Terry can I borrow your [?] Dear morons I have done what you could not. Not saying I'm better than you but obviously I am as I have quit I am the one who took a booking for 35 people and put it on the wrong day… on purpose I am the one who put Parmesan in the chef's apron pockets So when they washed their clothes everything smelled like Parmesan I dislike most of you; and those of you I do like I don't like enough to ever want to see you again You may consider us friends, but your surname in my phone Will always be saved as the name of this restaurant Thanks for hospitality Disrespectfully yours, Seth PS. Get f**ed, everyone Now to just put this where everyone can see it [Spoken Outro]