[Verse 1:] Let me tell ya'll a little story Growin' up I remember one year My uncle Titus had a bright idear He's gonna bottle up his own brew He figured he could make a million or two Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame What he was bankin' on was all in the name He called it [Chorus:] Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city One things for sure everybody loves titty's [Verse 2:] He had his marketing plan worked up He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack And he was sure it was the next big thing With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign Selling [Chorus] [Bridge:] Happy hour two for one Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of [Chorus] [Outro:] One things for sure everybody loves titty's When you work real hard and your day's gone sh**ty What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of titty's