Treephort - Everybody Hates Me lyrics

I, I have no friends My ex-girlfriend is now a lesbian And for some wierd reason I think I made her that way She's Gay And all my life I've always been a tool Struggling hard just to be cool I'm the epitome of Nerd-Core I work in a video store Chorus Everybody hates me, everybody hates me Everybody hates me, yes they do Everybody hates me, everybody hates me Everybody hates me, and so do you No matter what I say, no matter what I do It's always gonna offend you Sorry I wrote a song about my brother's tumor Maybe you guys should just get a sense of humor Sorry that I called your girlfriend a s*ut When she told me she likes it hard up the bu*t Maybe she shouldn't brag about gettin' pa**ed around At the Frat Party Chorus Sorry I don't say things you don't understand Sorry I'm not cool enough for you man Sorry I don't have a job at the mall Or brag about girls that lick my balls Big money makin' player, you get plenty But I am a loser yet I never get any I wish I could score with chicks like you But, I'd have to buy prostitutes Cause everybody hates me Everybody hates me Everybody hates me Yes they do Everybody hates me Everybody hates me Everybody hates me And so do you