Trashcan Sinatras - The Main Attraction lyrics

I'm off to the ladies, she's off to the gents... A curious relationship. It'll end in tedium or it'll end in bed. We're commonly crossed legged but regally spread. We're like the carpet-burned knees of desire Both of us are blushing Both of us are skint (again) Get up and throw another plug on the fire Don't blow a hole in the royal mint (these s**ers are skint) You can fool some people all the time And you can suffer fools some of the time You can even fool all the people All of the time... But you cannae kid yourself You're the main attraction And you'll get your hands on her Off to the trough and the cubicle To get pharmaceutically full of yourself I'm pushing my boat out To greet your ship coming in Don't kid yourself You're the main attraction That i won't get my hands on her Between the trough and the cubicle Just stop for a bloody good look at yourself... I'm pushing my boat out To greet your ship coming in Between the trough and the cubicle You sure made a bloody good fool of yourself