Trap Pat - Trap Pat Freestyle - XXL Freshman 2017 lyrics

*Puts on blindfold* Got kicked out of college Lost all my friends Had a manic episode Then I lost my b**h again At that point I wanted it all to end In a dark room like why god? Why did you make me psychic and bipolar? With a dad who was never there And a mom who was at work Who didn't know how to raise a man He said I got a plan One day it will all make sense and you'll understand So then I locked myself in my room, just me and my pen Blood on the paper, just me and my sins Thinking f** that imma bounce back and imma win Then my verses started hitting Hooks got em shook History of Hip-Hop now im in the book Call up my mom like look at your son now We coming up now Im on cloud 9, you see how I rock them crowds? All she could say was wow I hung up, called Jay Z like "I got the sound now" You better watch the throne because im coming for your crown Now with all my soul Nowadays I wished you rapped more like J Cole Not that you rapped more Just that you rapped more like J Cole And yeah compared to you im broke But that means I dont have anything to lose So lets f**ing go! Everybody Google Jaz O, Young Chris, Big L To see how Hov stole they flow Im Trap Pat and im tired of crack rap You're a dad, You're almost 50 years old Take all that crack and base out your voice Take all that Drake out your voice Grow a mustache and finally put some ba** in your voice! I might regret saying that but f** it I got 99 problems but my girls baby sister definitely ain't one How you got the game in your palms? But you couldn't control Solanges strong arm And the funny thing is, that wasn't the first or last time she hit your a** And in my honest opinion, Dame Dash used to literally pimp yo a** Then to leave him, you had to let Lyor f** you in the a** Then to leave him, you had to pay them 5 million dollars cash Because half your albums were trash What type of boss is that? And my dad is from Brooklyn, Marcy to be exact And he told me your a** used to get robbed, b**hed, and slapped And f** the Nets! I dont give a f** about your networth or your network Im on the web coming for your neck like a damn tarantula And I can wrap you up baby boy, and upgrade you But im on the run, so I ain't got time for all of that And I got myself a gun, its the purge and imma run this town tonight Im looking for a rich f** n***a to rob And you just might be the one You fat chapped crusty lipped a** b**h Imma show you I rather die a real n***a than bite my tongue And yeah, i love the blueprint, not yours, KRS ones Oh Lord! Now the boy is coming for the God That boy thinks he goes hard That boy thinks hes the Basedgod I tell em yeah, I got balls! Im the mix between Nas, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Gucci Mane, and Snoop Dogg Because they real n***as, and thats my top 5 alive And one day I pray for a hickie from Nicki A minaj with Rihanna And no I dont have an anaconda But ill touch your soul and make your spirit wander Drown in that p**y, even though to me baby girl it ain't even that deep Dear God, I wonder can you save me? Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body Secret societies, trying to keep they eyes on me Only cause im a Prodigy But I just wanna be Beyonces favorite rapper One day I hope she kidnaps me to help her write her album Show her im a Alchemist Have the world guessing but your know the outcome is just hits Because im sick, witted, so gifted I spit venom for them snake n***as thats trying to get me I control like Kendrick, Im a Bad Boy like Diddy, and I dont give a f** like im 50! On any given day I can call up 36 b**hes in any given city Have them come over, get naked, show me 72 titties Then sit back like this is what I rap for Then I ask them hoes "Which one of yall b**hes want to make it clap on Trap Pat dick first!" f** em all, then pull off in an orange foreign vert Thats how im living until I pull off in a hearse And I thought about not putting Kanye in this verse But nah, im on my Charlamagne The God Donkey of the day type sh** So imma say something slick like Right now he probably got Kims fingers up his a**hole just playing with sh** Lol #FingersInTheBootyAssb**h We ain't forget Oh no, now he about to go berserk, but i dont really care I mean your shoes are cool, I dont care that your rich You're not one of my favorite rappers And everybody f**ed your b**h! I bet that p**y roasted, toasted from all the dicks thats been in it I bet when you make love, you just fall in it And you know that I know that Scott Disick hit it She was even on TV talking about how big his dick is Go ahead, look it up, pause I told yall, tonight im making it all fall down And man I promise, I ain't sorry I just made you so self-concious Cause your s**y when you're mad And right now you look like Ne-Yo because you're so sick And we know you ain't hit it first And we know you ain't going to hit it last So the only reason why we keep up with y'all is to laugh at some dumba**es and everybody know But Kendall is cute and cool so Kendall can I be your baby daddy? Now let me get back to the point G.O.O.D ain't been so good since Cudi left yall Pusha T dusty braid having still rapping about selling coke but he doesnt sell it, I saw him, he snorts his nose off Talking about the Clipse, the only thing he co*ks back is his nose bruh Then you signed a n***a named Desiigner but hes the knock-off And a retard I bet y'all stole all the money off of Panda And his dumba** just on stage dancing like (Desiigners ad lib) Its so funny he wants to be like Future, because we all know he dont got one I told yall im not going to bite my tongue Big Sean go harder than all yall But you can tell how he talks in his interviews that little n***a soft And nowadays he only cares about one thing.... Taking Jhene Aiko's wedding ring off And eating her booty like groceries But I think thats so funny because she dont got no a**, a**, a**, a** Imma let that sit, cause sh** just got so deep and I've been going hard all day, I wish a n***a would f** with me Then i'd blow the candles off of my cake, and n***as always thinks its a game, until you run the arcade But am I right, or am i wrong? Oh im not? then shut up! Pick up your jaw because im still going off Because Kanye you tweeted about a kid That showed me that "The Greatest Artist Of Our Generation" Still acts like an immature f**ing kid! And im never going to call you Because knowing your a**, you're just going to record it You b**h a** informant And I feel bad for your kids because they have the most Selfish, Eccentric, Narcissistic parents ever! You were all on SNL like "BUY MY ALBUM" "STREAM MY ALBUM" Rolling on the floor and backstage you threw a fit You looked like a pregnant dog in the snow... A COLD ASS b*tch And I said all of that for my girl Taylor Swift She told me to tell you to shake it off because we know you're mad as sh** and... RAY J DICK MADE YOUR WIFE FAMOUS GOD DAMN I TOLD YALL IM DANGEROUS And I found a genie in a bottle so he gave me 3 wishes So I wish, I wish, I wish you would b**h! Because your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, theres vomit on your sweater already because your wifes p**y smell and looks like spaghetti You're better off getting the becky But sh** i'd f** her if she let me Now tell one of your shooters to come and get me Or 1 of your 100 writers to write a diss Because the games been dark and im turning on All of the lights in this b**h Go head, ether me like you did Wiz But fu*k WIZ KHALIFA A couple of years ago he heard about That n***a named Trap Pat Then wanted to call himself Trap Wiz Know I ain't forget and no I ain't forgive Had me all in my feelings for a bit Because 28 Grams was some sh**! Turned it on like skip, skip, skip James Bong was cool but AWWW sh*t That was about it 1/28 percentage what type of shooter is that? And I know your ugly a** mad and They gonna think I wanna be like him? Nah Trap Pat the black Eminem, but even Eminem said im sick Mentally ill, but then he said im real so he threw me a couple mill so that I didn't have to sign a f**ing deal! Then he said "Just dont go numb and dumb on pain pills like I did and I might just put you in my will" Then I said "Marshall none of that matters chill, im doing something right now, let me call you right back" So back to Camerons ugly a** Ay Wiz! I can't wait until the next time I see your skinny a** again Cause as you can see I dont give a motherf** So shut up, hush, take a puff before you get your Baby kidnapped and your baby's mother f**ed! And no Ms. Rose, that ain't a diss So you can call my phone and come on home whenever you hear this Ay Wiz! You gave that b**h a mill and that b**h still choosing? She got a TV show and your a** losing Its the year of the baby momma And shoutout Blacc Chyna, we Charles County's finest But im about to chill on them because later on they're going to be chillin on this dick and... A is for Amber She always asks me To grab her fat a** And be her next baby daddy And I ain't kidding. You get it? I got an alphabet full of b**hes and you've just been served a letter A like you said "Yo b**h choosing just Let'r " You got a bird chest, and you light as a feather Your b**h dont wanna leave me, please come get her And you know im about to blow up Because those were the hardest lines ever And the only person I ever cared about in Taylor Gang was Juicy J I never cared what no blog say Im just telling yall what my mind and my heart say So bring em out, bring em out, bring em out Its going to be hard for them to rap now that my dick is in their mouth And I feel like slapping somebody today, Im going Ludacris Feeling Fast and Furious because I can turn any b**h bi-curious And this is the curious case of a black n***a named Patrick but.. He ain't a saint hes a f**ing savage Im just rapping Im just going in This is hip-hop, yall thought I came here to make friends? and be friendly? Nah f** that I rather chill with my family Dont give a f** about an Oscar Damn about a Grammy All im thinking about is how to get my gradma that house on the beach With the breeze that shes always dreamed of Or how to become the man my father could never be! Or how to become the man of my mothers dreams! Because at the start and end of the day all I can be is me T-R-A-P P-A-T from the 301 D-M-V At the T-O-P-O-F-H-I-P-H-O-P Im the B-I-G P-O-P-P-A no info for the D-E-A Im a U-G-K so R-I-P Pimp C And I see you Bun B Im a N-W-A MC so I had to spell it out yall pussies to show yall that yall are Easy-E easy to me, you are sweet and this dick ain't free! Welcome to the mind of a maniac like Boosie I keep a gat cause cops and n***as murda Got a bad habit of purple Won't k** one of my black brothers But in the studio ill murk em! I told yall I feel like Lil Wayne carter 3 So swallow my words, taste my thoughts, and if they too nasty, spit em back at me Because they dont make em like me no more Matter of fact they never made em like me before And they can't stop me, even if they f**ing shot me Im the rap game E-T and hip-hop just told me to phone home Because we're tired of all these Gucci clones We need more quality control Ironically everybody sounds like the f**ing migos! In east Atlanta, co*king hammers Pop that like French Montana Bandannas on car antennas No we do not talk to strangers so Cut It with them Twitter fingers And if you're wondering why im blindfolded Its because most of yall rappers just spit lies and This is like a blind Einstein telling you its an eye for an eye And im disgusted with this world I can hardly breath in Cops k**ing n***as and they ain't even sneezing Been told so many lies, I dont know what to believe it So I discussed it with this girl and this is what she she said She said "lay down baby baby rest your weary head" So I put my mind to rest and she was on her knees I was playing with her breasts then she looked up to me and said "Oooh yes, baby boy you so f**ing fine, and tell them f** n***as exactly whats on your mind" *Takes off blindfold* So now you can see me, lemme do a exorcist 360 on yall haters Cause I can't wait to see each and every one of yall faces later! Cause im coming with more flavor than Now & Laters And I dont give a f** if you hate me now or later *takes sip* Unholy water.... Cause I need to separate myself to stand out I need a better way to take your fans now I need to k** you motherf**ers dead 3 hollow tips aimed at your head I'll be damned if my Tech N9ne jam now Cause I never asked for no hand-outs In the midst of it all I recall a call when we said how We could never resolve the hall of fame so I went to trial With a Bible and rifle Im in the Game but I ain't playing BLOOOOW! Now holla back at me n***a And if they said I was the one Why you asking me n***a? Cause when the whole world see you as Biggie and 2Pac reincarnated Thats enough pressure to live your whole life sedated Hoping that I dont get shot again in LA or Vegas Open the book of Revelations Pray to God that I make it Pop the red pill and get f** out the Matrix Because falling off is a sickness and I heard that its quite contagious I said all that to say f** you Kendrick Lamar Im the star, I can hear your heart beating but I dont need a beat I can go acapella to be the greatest You short ugly a** b**h You monkey midget a** b**h You're a conscious rapper but no one ever gets the verses that you spit! I literally had a friend come up to me and say "Hey Pat, Can you help me understand what To Pimp A bu*terfly means? Because you're a rapper and I listened to it and couldn't understand what the f** he was talking about. I can't get jiggy with that sh**, it was some BOO BOO" Yes everybody that literally f**ing happened So I told him "Alright, Ill help you understand it, but if he keeps this up hes not gonna be alright" So i tell him to go home roger, cut all that nasty nappy hair off I think you're getting too much dandruff in your nose I bet no one gets that line but he does because im speaking in code and... When im in Cali, I play YG, Nipsey, Dom Kennedy, Q, and Soul because they real n***as and thats my top 5 from the west coast You noticed I didn't say you, I heard "This dick ain't freeee" and said "Oh no, scratch that boy off the list he gotta go" And I ain't sorry bro and f** Macklemore, shout out Mac Miller because I woke up early Kissed a bad b**h Rolled me up a blunt Then I took a piss Can't remember what I did last night Cause im just trying to spend a 100 stacks everyday of my life And money is the anthem! White girls in the bathroom Black girls in the bedroom You know who they f**ed last night Cause im just trying to make 200 stacks everyday of my life But let me get back to the point.... Tell SZA im that n***a that can take her to Babylon and be her Ice Moon You can be King Kunta Imma be Mansa Musa Do you get it now? Are you taking notes? Do you need a tutor? Are you f**ing stupid? And Meek Mill told me to Oooh k** Em but that n***a be snitching so I had to get em Ay Meek, can you please stop yelling in every single track? And can you please stop saying you got a rollie on your wrist in every single f**ing rap? But f** that n***a Drake been washed him Im feeling Charged Up so imma get em Back to Back Cause I can snap, rap, pack, click clat, patta pat pat Trap never sold crack but Ill whip that a** so fast you'll have to ask Trap Pat for your a** back Lemme slow down im in the Treaches and im getting fast tracks Yes, im Naughty by Nature and I dont even like to rap fast Ay Kendrick, your last album should have been called Untitled, Unmastered, and Trash Like what the f** was that? I turned it on like skip, skip, skip skip, skip , skip Levitate, levitate, levitate Skip, Skip, Skip Oh thats it? Bet that was some sh** I feel bad for whoever paid for that And you know Top Dawg is pimping your a** So before you write a diss, show the world your contract And dont forget tHat Part! Cause TDE got you on your knees doing a 360 like "Damn im getting f**ed everywhere!" Because the "Greatest rapper of our generation is probably broke" Because I am... But f** it! Tell Troy Ave's dumba** that im the bada** with steez that just restored the feeling Everyday I ask God "Am I an Angel or a Demon?" He said "No one alive can always be an Angel" So I said "Okay, so am I a Hero or a Villain?" Cause momma always said that I was crazy My hoes say im amazing but i dont listen to no lady The devil said im hot I said nah b**h im blazing because I just told my favorite rappers That I can rap the greatest! Now tell me whos your favorite rapper And please dont tell me that its me And tell DJ Khaled's fat a** that I just stole the key And they ain't want me to say all of that So I had to say all of that But who the f** it Trap Pat? Because all I hear is true facts Hes painting a picture with his words I guess thats the art of rap But now that i've sold my soul What would you do for a Klondike bar? Or to have the rap game jumping like Jordan? Because todays my birthday, and i just turned 23 years old Dear God please save my soul I can't stop telling the truth Take me out the Twilight Zone! *co*ks back gun* *shoots himself in the head* *plays dead* That was my first take Mixtape coming soon Half man, half amazing And i get the amazing from my momma!