I'll never write another song again 'Cause they all sound the same And I should be ashamed And I'm breaking my guitar As soon as I get home I'll never have another drink again Because I woke up on the floor I can't remember anymore And it's going down the drain As soon as I get home Never again Never again I'll never smoke another cigarette 'Cause it smells like s*** I can't afford to pay for it And I'll break 'em all in half As soon as I get home I'm never gonna fall in love again 'Cause they'll break you in two And there ain't nothing you can do And I'm unplugging my phone As soon as I get home Never again Never again I'm never gonna vote for President 'Cause they're all the same Close your eyes and pick a name We should throw the ba*tards out As soon as we get home Never again Never again