sittin' in the hot wok takeaway every single thing has gone wrong from that day "i like english man" said she cor! i thought free chop suey? when... i was sittin' in the got wok, what a shock i got, didn't i, ay sittin' in the hot wok, she wooed me she was gonna make a mockery... of me bamboozled by a chinese bint, she milked me dry and left... me skint in a peking penthouse pad, with the bank account i once had she knew it but i didn't know that, i'd end up in a council flat tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick, when she's a cheatin' chick from china sittin' in the hot wok penniless she got me in an oriental mess i fell for, a bird so bad, that hong kong who*e took all... i had flat broke... i was in a fix, by a bit o' skirt with chopsticks for a little eastern crumpet, i was left 10 grand in debt