It's been such a long time since i had a drink I've been sober way to long, i cant even think I've got a good solution, one that sets me free I walk to my beer cuz my beer dont walk to me That long day is over and its time to kick one back My life is way too short so i'm gonna have a blast I've got my own solution, one that sets me free I walk to my beer cuz my beer dont walk to me I'm not an alcoholic, im just a f**in drunk Just your average working cla** white suburban punk I've got my own solution, on that sets me free I walk to my beer cuz my beer dont walk to me I'm so thirsty, i want another beer Hey, you over there,bring one over here