I broke the law last night Commited a criminal and s**ual act She was on top in this state I said I went to get bopped And though I didn't get caught I know in my mind I commited no crime Still by some fluke I'm here serving time Oh No!! It's not the crime And it's not the thought It's not the deed It's if you get caught I got some friends who like to stay HIGH Think of, the tax potential If it was legal to buy But instead the kid is forced To bust on victimless crimes It's the look last bust Nickel and dime Oh, Oh... It's not the crime And it's not the thought It's not the deed It's if you get caught Think of all them Profiteers And how they got that way Cause they sure the hell would not be there Without the payoff game that's played Think of what we could do If it was you that was in their shoes You either play the game Or else you lose Bad News It's not who's sold It's not who's bought And it's not the kickbacks It's if you get caught It's not the crime It's not the thought And it's not the deed It's if you get caught