Tortoise - Prepare Your Coffin (Freestyle) lyrics

[Verse 1] These guys must like us tortoises They made a band named after us They make very cool music Build it carefully, brick by brick Now I'm kind of singing And it's beautiful Change of beat That's a hit I like this song I like King Kong Oh it's come back So let's rap I know that it's not the kind That you're acostumed to but you'll find That it's cool anyway So just chill with Cla-Clay Kind of like Buzz Lightyear No, don't fear I am here To save you Now I'll show you More amazing sk**s I'll blow you Out of your heels Cuz it's so good it's not feet It's higher than that Just feel the beat And Matt Would like to be here Helping me and drinking some beer And that's f**ing nice I know I go cook rice But it's just pretty awesome And so I'm wearing a costume Of a very bad witch Yeah it's not a b**h But I'll drop the gas bar all The way down I ball In the dance floor Ha, got it? I have more Awesome wordplay That's with Cla-Clay Yeah I like this rhymes with my name I do 'em a lot but I am not to blame It's irresistible I'm incredible And if you got mad at me Chris Cuz I said you wasn't with me grindin' overseas Man just relax it's ok I'll invite you to Cla-Clay's Yacht, me, you and Matt As would say my Jewish friend Who's also a criminal, I tell you beforehand So don't invite him to your house Full of bling blings and Rihanna wearing just a blouse And nothing more Cause he might even steal that... Girl And if I had the Black Pearl I'd be a f**ing pirate I would annihilate Enemies and enemy places Reinvent aesthetic standards End this preference for pretty faces Cause this lands are Full of nice people but not beautiful And I am so pitiful Of them cause I was once that way Yeah, I was an ugly Cla-Clay But then came the fame Which brought the money honey And that fixed it all I could then go to the mall And be admired by everyone No more making fun Of that ugly little tortoise Yeah then they made toys With my face, and my body too Know who probably has one? You! Now I got you Oh yeah I got you I'm a f**ing tortoise And you wanna s** my balls I'm sure of that And I know that Matt Could confirm If he was burned By witchcraft I'd be desolated In fact I would ask to be crucificated Cause that's my f**ing homie My n***a for all the time And cause he owes me For teaching him how to grind And I find it amusing That I'm bemusing You with this cmusing D you get it I'm at it bros and hoes And so as it goes I'll say goodbye, goodbye thank you See y'all in Tortoise II