Toronzo Cannon - Midlife Crisis lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up this morning feeling kind of strange Some of you men might feel the same Looked in the mirror the other day My chest hair was turning gray My old friends are far too old Don't want to hang with them no more Went to the doctor say, “what's wrong with me?” He looked in my eyes, “there's one thing I see” [Chorus] You have a midlife crisis You have a midlife crisis , Lord Don't know what to do cause you ain't 22 You have a midlife crisis [Verse 2] Walked out the office kind of shook Started looking for my address book To find my old flame to talk to me And pretend it's 1983 [Chorus] I'm having a midlife crisis I'm having a midlife crisis, Lord I'm 50 acting like I'm 22 I'm having a midlife crisis, ow [Verse 3] I bought a car I'm afraid to drive It's too small and the price was high Trying to be young ain't working out Now I'm missing payments on my house [Chorus] I'm having a midlife crisis I'm having a midlife crisis, Lord I'm 50 trying to be 22 I'm having a midlife crisis [Verse 4] Went to a bar with a younger girl Whole different scene, not my world Music came on, she jumped on stage Then I realized she's my daughter's age [Chorus] I'm having a midlife crisis I'm having a midlife crisis, Lord I'm 50 acting like I'm 22 I'm having a midlife crisis [Verse 5] I'm going home to my wife Opened the door, she looked at me twice She's holding hands with a younger dude I guess my wife has got it too [Chorus] She's having a midlife crisis She's having a midlife crisis, Lord We're 50 acting like we're 22 We're having a midlife crisis